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You Owe $546,688.00

By Keith, 1 June, 2009, 2 Comments

It may sound like an exaggeration but it’s not, but remember all the spending the government has been doing over the past year or so? Well thanks to the Bush/Obama spend-o-thon, every household in the United States owes $546,688.00.

The national debt is in fact so large that to pay it off would cost all of us $25,000 per household, per year, for fifty years according to Ace. Keep in mind we’re not going to pay that much, so it’ll take a heckuva a lot longer than that. And we’re STILL adding to it.

The debt is a hodgepodge of obligations, including Social Security, Medicare, and all of the unfunded obligations and guarantees the government makes. Oh yeah, and don’t forget that we also bought General Motors.

Obviously President Obama isn’t responsible for all of this, but he is in fact responsible for 12% of it, and he’s only been in office for four months now. Also, while he may not be responsible for all of the debt, he is responsible for how his administration deals with it. And so far they are doing nothing but adding to it… a lot. And that’s before he nationalizes the health care industry… which unfortunately is still on the horizon.

How bad is the national debt? So bad that Tim Geithner is quickly becoming the laughing stock… of China:

China is the biggest foreign owner of U.S. Treasury bonds. U.S. data shows that it held $768 billion in Treasuries as of March, but some analysts believe China’s total U.S. dollar-denominated investments could be twice as high.

“Chinese assets are very safe,” Geithner said in response to a question after a speech at Peking University, where he studied Chinese as a student in the 1980s.

His answer drew loud laughter from his student audience, reflecting skepticism in China about the wisdom of a developing country accumulating a vast stockpile of foreign reserves instead of spending the money to raise living standards at home.

So we’ve got Pravda talking America’s decent into the dark ages of socialism, and the Chinese laughing at the notion that our dollar will be worth the paper it’s printed on. Wonderful.

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Review: Terminator Salvation

By Keith, 30 May, 2009, No Comment

Once again I weigh in a little late… this time on Terminator Salvation.

There has been a lot of criticism of this fourth edition of the Terminator franchise, and I have to say that most of it is probably far. However that having been said, I still think that the movie works and sets up a really interesting “second” trilogy.

It was pretty amusing in the lead up to the movie coming out, as McG and the other people involved in the project tried to put it in a box that would make it appealing to the most broad group of people… it was called everything from a “re-boot” to the start of a “prequel trilogy.”

I don’t think this qualifies as a prequel… right now the franchise is in a place where John Connor isn’t quite the mythical leader that he’s going to be, but he’s there. It’s kind of like seeing Patton when he was a Lieutenant. Sure all of that as to happen in order for the events of the first movie to happen, but this is still in the future so I have a hard time calling it a prequel. If this is the first part of a new trilogy… which is the plan… I think it’s helpful to think of it playing out this way: Terminator Salvation is the story of John Connor and Kyle Reese meeting, T5 will be about Connor becoming the leader of the resistance, and T6 will be about Connor sending Reese back in time to protect Sarah Connor and be his father.

If you look at it that way, the first act of the three movie arc, then I think that it’s a good action movie that fits pretty well into the Terminator mythology that we all know and love. If you were looking for anything more than that you’ll be disapointed, but at the end of the day if you were expecting anything more than that from a Terminator movie I think you’ve been romanticizing the franchise a bit too much.

The story revolves around Kyle Reese, Marcus Wright and John Connor… aside from that, the other characters don’t really have a whole lot to do. That’s a little discouraging, but being the optimistic lad that I am, I’m assuming that they went through the trouble of introducing them (or in the case of Kate, bringing her back from T3) because they will play a larger roll in the next two movies.

Bottom line, if you’re a Terminator fan you’ll like the movie as one step in the journey to winning the war against Skynet and sending Kyle Reese back in time. Don’t be discourage by the fact that it’s just one chapter in the story, yet… if you just like action movies, there are enough explosions and yelling that you’ll probably be pretty happy with it. On the other hand if you’re looking something more than that, well you should probably just go see Star Trek again (Because at this point everyone has seen Star Trek at least once, am I right people?).

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The Case for Star Trek

By Keith, 28 May, 2009, No Comment


In Star Trek II, Kirk is facing off against a badass space pirate. And in pretty much the same scene from Master and Commander Russell Crow takes on a snooty French pirate.

As of Wednesday Star Trek has passed Monsters vs. Aliens to be the top domestic grossing movie of 2009. Star Trek brought in $1.8M yesterday, bringing its total up to $194.8M domestically. It’s global total now stands at $286.8M. Despite this massive amount of success, I’ve still had to endure two people… today… talking about how geeky I am for liking this particular movie so much. So he’s why you should wade through the sea of pointy-eared Trek fans and go see it.

If you take a look to the right you’ll see a couple of clips… one from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, and the other from Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World. If you take away the warp core, pointy-eared first officer, and genetically engineered former 21st century dictator, you have pretty much the same scene.

Gene Roddenberry pitched Star Trek to networks as a “wagon train to the stars,” but after the disaster that was Star Trek: The Motion Picture,they had to turn that concept into a movie that was actually worth watching, director Nicolas Meyer decided to make things a lot more nautical by the time they got to Star Trek II… and they’ve been following the same formula ever since. Some times with more success than others. So stop thinking of Star Trek as Kirk fighting a guy in a rubber lizard suit and instead think of it as two old ships of the line slugging it out.

Of course if you’re not a history geek either, that might not seem like your cup of tea either.

Reviews of Star Trek were pretty universally positive, so it’s not like I’m going on much of a limb in telling you to go see. Actually I’d be going out on more of a limb telling you to see Terminator Salvation… which I will, when I get around to writing about that later this weekend.

As for the story itself, my colleague Curt Holman pointed out in his review that with all of the action in the edition of Star Trek there isn’t much room for the optimism of the original Trek. But it’s worth pointing out that we’re well past the Cold War these days, so putting a Russian on the bridge… which was supposed to be Roddenberry’s way of showing that we would all get along one day… doesn’t quite have the impact that it did back in the 1960’s. However, the opening scene see the USS Kelvin commanded by Captain Robau… while they don’t say anything about the ethnicity of the character, Faran Tahir the actor who played him comes from Pakistani and Indian origins.

You could make the argument that in the age of the War on Terror (Sorry, “Overseas Contingency Operation”), putting Robau in the captains chair in a critical scene is the 2009 equivalent of adding Chekov to the crew. On a side note, Captain Robau should have his own movie… some might say his own TV series.

I’m sure that there’s more than one person at CBS looking at all of the moola that the movie is bringing in and they are suddenly remembering that they hold the TV rights to Star Trek… they should avoid the temptation. One of the reasons that Star Trek became stagnant in my opinion is that they became obsessed with both the science of the show and the canon… almost entirely because they had to come up with an interesting script every week. They were so focused on making everything work from a science and canon perspective that they forgot to make the characters interesting.

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It’s Like Spring Training for NASA

By Keith, 15 April, 2009, 1 Comment
In high bay 4 of the Vehicle Assembly Building at NASAs Kennedy Space Center in Florida, workers keep close watch on the Ares I-X simulated launch abort system, or LAS, as it is lowered onto the crew module simulator for assembly.  Read more: http://nasa.posterous.com/constellation-ares-i-x-escape-tower-attached#ixzz0Cm6QR0KL&B

In high bay 4 of the Vehicle Assembly Building at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida, workers keep close watch on the Ares I-X simulated launch abort system, or LAS, as it is lowered onto the crew module simulator for assembly.

Every year around the middle of February when spring training starts for the Cubs I will joke with my brother Kevin that “actual Cubs pitchers are actually playing catch right now.”

The Ares I-X launch isn’t all that much more than a publicity stunt for NASA. Project Constellation is such a massive undertaking that it was started in 2004, but won’t really reach it’s first goal until 2020… at that point it will span at least three different Administrations. Such a project needs some good publicity, and NASA’s way of getting it is having a test flight in 2009. It won’t do much… only flying for about 2 minutes… but it will in fact fly in just a couple of months.

That’s the slightly cynical view of Ares I-X… but look at that picture to the left. At this very moment, actual NASA employees are actually assembling pieces of NASA’s new rocket in the actual Vehicle Assembly Building.

It’s spring training for NASA. Like those games in March it might be ultimately pretty meaningless, but at at the same time, it’s still pretty cool to see, isn’t it?

It also makes me feel a little better now that they are actually putting rockets together. Maybe it’s the optimist in me, but it seems less likely that Obama and Congress will cut the funding now. We aren’t quite guaranteed to go back to the Moon yet, but there’s no turning back in the change from the Shuttle to Orion.

I don’t have the stats on this, but it looks to me like Orion Launch Escape Tower is way bigger than the one they used for Apollo. Most gadgets have gotten smaller over the past 40 years, but that’s the one thing that’s actually gotten bigger

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Could your promotion be killing you?

By Keith, 12 April, 2009, No Comment

Earlier today I linked to Rob Britt’s article on promotions causing health problems:

British researchers found that when people get promoted, they suffer on average about 10 percent more mental strain and are less likely to find the time to go to the doctor.

“Getting a promotion at work is not as great as many people think. Our research finds that the mental health of managers typically deteriorates after a job promotion, and in a way that goes beyond merely a short-term change,” said Chris Boyce of the University of Warwick. “There are no indications of any health improvements for promoted people other than reduced attendance at GP surgeries [i.e. doctors visits], which may itself be something to worry about rather than celebrate.”

It brings up the question: which is more stressful, being laid off in the tough economy, or being one of the people who survive the layoffs but have to take on more responsibilities?

I would make the argument that sticking around is probably the more stressful scenario… stick with me for a second here. These days EVERYONE is worried about getting fired. Heck, you don’t just have to worry about your boss or some corporate fat cat firing you… we’ve just found out that the President somehow now has the power to fire you. So even if you’re working, you know it could come crashing down at any second so you’re already worried about how much money is in your emergency found, and you’re cutting back on your spending… pretty much the same things that would cause the jobless to be stressed.

If you’re one of the legions of people who have been fired, at least you can hope that you’ve hit bottom and can begin your recovery.

The bottom line is that we’re all stressed… so stressed in fact that I believe the economic rebound will begin with the construction of more bell towers and high powered rifle sales.

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Blogging Delinquency

By Jessica, 2 March, 2009, 2 Comments

Ok, so it’s not a conRANTing but rather a curRANTing…

A question I’d like to pose:

The news never sleeps, sort of like the postal service…right? (except the postal service gets off national holidays… and we don’t! …GRRRR!!!)

I long for those snow days of yore! To hear your school’s name get called on the radio was like winning lotto! These days, I listen intently each morning to 1010WINS (especially in inclement weather) longing to hear that affirmation that I can just go back to bed. …but I hear no announcement of a snow day for FOX News Radio… I slap myself back into reality, knowing that even though there is bad weather; that I have no choice in the matter, and have to be in the office no matter what …because RADIO and the NEWS never sleep! I HAVE to be at work, or there will be radio affiliate chaos when no one is there to take care of their laundry list of requests. And those radio affiliates aren’t happy when there is radio affiliate chaos.

I want to know how it is that SOME Essential Personnel make it to work on days like today (i.e. me) in terrible weather conditions (DRIVING in it) and then the folks that rely on mass transit seem to get in LATE. Wait, what? I drove myself, in the driving snow for 30 minutes worth of bad drivers and icy / slick roads… all in the name of RADIO!!! And you took the train, and still didn’t get here at your in time? …but rather you show up HOURS late? The math just doesn’t add up!

I love those folks that are out on the road, who clearly can’t drive, and can’t handle crisis situations… they don’t listen to the people in our line of work who recommend staying home on days like this… but rather, they come out, and make the commute “in” for those of us in “the biz” a NIGHTMARE!

This morning, I had no trouble at all driving in, until I got down into the 50s… when along the sea of traffic lights in front of me, the jerk in front of me decided to slam on his brakes at what I’ll call a “green-ish / just changed to yellow-ish” light… causing me to have the same reaction, slam on my brakes and power slide towards his back bumper. Finally I had to jerk my car into an alternate lane to avoid collision. Folks like that, that can’t handle it, and don’t work in radio need to stay home!

…but I digress. My shift is winding down, and soon I’ll be headed out the door to endure another 30 minutes worth of driving full of people who can’t drive in bad weather conditions… all in the name of RADIO.

Wish me luck!

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The Day the Earth Stood Still

By Keith, 13 December, 2008, 1 Comment

I saw the remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still, and I can give you a review in one sentence: It Klaatu Barada Sucked. Unfortunately it will probably be number one at the box office.

To me it seemed less a coherent story than a collection of scenes. Everything in the movie, the characters, the events, they all seemed completely disjointed. In the original version Klaatu brought a warning, keep your nukes to yourselves or we’ll have to do something about you. Here Klaatu just seemed to be a vigilante for Mother Earth. We’ve been destroying the planet, so now he’s going to destroy us.

There are plot holes a plenty in this one, and Gort is a CGI shaddow of his former self. Aside from the title, there is little to nothing worthwhile about it.

Some advice for movie-makers in the future: taking really good science fiction (the original movie) and adding some really bad science fiction (human-caused global warming) is just not a good formula.

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