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Friday September 3rd 2010
Sarah Palin is taking aim at the Obama administration. She’s calling for our old friend Rahm Emanuel to resign after he said the strategy of the Senate dems is “f—ing retarded” Obviously everyone knows that Emanuel curses like a sailor, but Palin thought that one was especially insensitive, for obvious reasons. On a side note Palin seriously has to hire a web consultant. Posting on Facebook just doesn’t seem proper for a former Governor & VP candidate. Am I being nit-picky?- Four Wisconsin women have avoided jail time for Krazy Gluing a man’s junk to his stomach. All they had to do was apologize to the judge. It seems to me they should have apologized to their victim. Once again our justice system has failed.
- My college degree may not be worth the paper its printed on. A new study suggests that a college degree will earn a person $279,893 extra over their lifetime. That’s quite a bit less than the $800,000 that most colleges claim that you’ll earn once you pick up your sheep skin. So is it worth it? Depending on what school you go to, that might be about what you pay in tuition for 4-5 years. (A UAH degree is probably worth even less now that there is no space program for all of the engineers to work in)
- Money Magazine has published their list of America’s biggest ripoffs. Some notables include text messages, college text books and movie popcorn.
- At least 65,000 flights over the last six years shouldn’t have flown because improper repairs made them unsafe. So you have to get a full body cavity search to get on the airplane, and then it turns out the airplane itself may fall apart before a terrorist could even do anything.
- According to TMZ, Conan O’Brien is paying his Tonight Show crew who did not receive severance from NBC out of his own pocket. I wonder if Jay Leno would do something like that or if he would just buy another car.
- Hillary Clinton may want to take her reset button to Asia. A sexually ambiguous Chinese diplomat (see pic) says that relations between China and the country they own have deteriorated under President Obama.
- Daily Kos has released a poll that says a majority of Republicans think that Obama is a socialist, wants the terrorists to win, and wasn’t born in the US. Really? Daily Kos released a poll that makes Republicans look like a bunch of morons. You can’t see me right now, but I’m making my shocked face.
- Speaking of morons, it’s been a while since we’ve heard from Harry Reid. He says that the GOP is a threat to national security.
- Health desk: A study indicates that as you get older, you need less sleep.
Post Published: 03 February 2010
Author: Keith
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