
Courtesy of the folks at Maxim Online.
You’ve gotta love the fact that driving a rich old redneck woman ranks below being an inmate and a freed slave.
ABC has a poll out asking what Americans want for Christmas. The results? Christmas is pretty ordinary: pair of boots, warm coat, supersonic jet and submachine gun. They may want to keep an eye on the person who asked for the submachine gun.
A priest in Great Britain is encouraging his congregation to fight the bad economy by shoplifting. He says that as long as they only rip-off big chain stores, it’s perfectly alright. Really.
Fark headline of the weekend: Judge rules that City of Chicago can use eminent domain to relocate cemetery for O’Hare expansion. The move is expected to displace almost 1,100 potential voters.