- Missouri Congressman Emanuel Cleaver has found a solution to all of our problems: He’s proposing a resolution calling for people to stop complaining.
- Commentgate Update: Judge delays ID of ‘Hipcheck16′ for at least a month.
- President Obama is furious that people are leaking his plans for Afghanistan. He says its a fireable offense. Will he actually make a decision before he fires the leaker?
- Obama also says that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed will be convicted. Obviously I would think we all hope that it’ll turn out that way, but… aren’t we moving KSM’s trial to the US because we want to show off how wonderful our judicial system is? Isn’t the whole basis of our legal system the idea that you are innocent until proven guilty? I’m just sayin’
- One of life’s most important questions: Should you suck up or not? Bosses claim that sucking up does nothing, but at the same time the numbers indicate that the Dwight Schrute’s of the world have a better chance of moving up the ladder.
- The war on obesity is going about as well as the war on poverty. A new study says that 40% of Americans may be obese by 2018.
- End of the world update: Remember those floods in Georgia right around the time I got out of town? They have created a world wide shortage of Eggo waffles. Leggo my Eggo.
- Bombshell study: According to a new study if you’re a woman trying to snag a man, the secret is to show exactly 40% of your skin. Not 39%, not 41%… 40%.
- Lawn nazis: One Florida town is looking to impose a $1000 per day fine for letting your lawn get overgrown.
- It’s not quite as entertaining as the guy who said he was too fat to shoot his son in law, but this unique defense might work: A British guy claims that he accidentally killed his wife while he was sleepwalking.
- More ice is falling from the sky, this time it’s in Colorado. Unlike the one here in the Chicago burbs though, they are pretty sure they know where it came from.
- Buffalo Grove boy dials 911 after his parents take away his Xbox 360. I can’t blame him, I once left my apartment completely unlocked all day and when I came home I literally thought to myself “oh well, if someone broke in the only thing I would really miss is my Xbox.”
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