Things Not to Say in a Facebook Status Update

From Wired:

  1. Rockin’ Freebird!
  2. Rubbing cream on that thing I noticed last weekend. Doesn’t seem to be working.
  3. Buying DC Universe Classics Wave 5 the Atom at Wal-Mart! Build-a-figure Metallo is complete!
  4. Feeling trapped in this male body.
  5. Jesus, I’m lonely.
  6. D’oh! Accidentally trimmed my pickin’ nail.
  7. Watching The Notebook again.
  8. Quick! Does anyone know the age of consent in Kentucky?
  9. Just came up with a new emoticon for sanguine [:<≠>
  10. Thinking about maybe talking to someone.
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