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(Oh yes… it’s what I’d be talking about if someone would let me.)

• AP: Hillary is out, now John Edwards is saying you can go ahead and look elsewhere for a VP nominee. Who will it be? Sorry Barack, but your anti-NASA stance counts me out too.
• HotAir: McCain says he’s surprised that Obama isn’t blowing him out. Gotta love that optimism. Do you get the feeling that he’s just happy that now he’ll be able to say he was once a nominee for President?
• Guardian: Clint Eastwood wants to tell Spike Lee to “Shut his face.” Don’t we all? Let’s say that you’re allowed to tell one celebrity to shut up, who would it be? For me it would be anyone who says that they will leave the country if their politician of choice isn’t elected.
• AP: The Seattle Mariners are in hot water with the gay community after a lesbian couple were asked to stop smooching at a game. This is a story that I really don’t care about in the least, but I’m hoping that we can somehow use this incident as an excuse to ban the “kiss cam” from jumbo-trons in Major League Baseball.
• WSJ: 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is unhappy. Why? He says the court sketch artist at his military tribunal made his nose too big.
• Telegraph: The Phoenix lander just keeps on digging itself a bigger hole.
• AP: Good news, the toilet on the ISS is fixed.