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NASA is set to announce a “significant find” on the nearby planet of Mars. The rumors in the treetops are that the Mars Global Surveyor discovered evidence that there has been water on Mars as recently as “several years ago!” No word yet on when the Thunderchild will be dispatched to the red planet…

Scattered out along the bay,
and I thought I heard her calling,
As the steamer pulled away,
The invaders must have seen them,
As across the coast they filed,
Standin’ firm between them,
There lay Thunder Child!

Moving swiftly through the waters,
Cannons blazing as she came,
Sent a mighty metal warlord,
CRASHING down in sheets of flame,
Sensing victory was nearing,
Thinking fortune must have smiled,
People started cheering,
“Come on Thunderchild!”
“Come on thunderchi hi i-i-ild”

Lashing ropes and smashing timbers,
Flashing heat rays pierce the deck,
Dashing hopes for our deliverence,
As we watched the sinking wreck!,
With the smoke of battle clearing,
As degrading waves defiled,
Slowly dissapearing,
Farewell Thunderchild,
Slowly dissapearing,
Farewell thunderchild!
Farewell thunderchi-hi-i-i-ild,
Farewell thunder—–Child, chi, chi, child!